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Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses:
Pirate ship.
Unicorn.
One Ring to rule them all.
Jesus' body.
But an ass? C'mon, there's no way these aren't Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did this, Optimus Prime's face would've looked more realistic back there. You know, provided he was winking and smoking a cigar like Groucho Marx. I'm a helper :)
Photos: Flynet
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Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not?repeat, not?marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports:
A rep for Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
"The story ... is completely false and misleading," the rep says. "Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be...
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TMZ has learned the NYPD paid a visit to Plaxico Burress' house this afternoon, and retrieved what appears to be the gun that triggered this whole mess.The cops arrived with a manila envelope, but a search warrant was NOT inside. We're told Burress...Permalink
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Filed under: Talk SportsOur camera guy had the audacity to think one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time, Joe Montana, was movie flopper Kevin Costner -- repeatedly. But on the bright side, at least our guy didn't think Joe was Hannah Montana's dad....Permalink
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Filed under: Talk SportsOur camera guy had the audacity to think one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time, Joe Montana, was movie flopper Kevin Costner -- repeatedly. But on the bright side, at least our guy didn't think Joe was Hannah Montana's dad....Permalink
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Seen here at Heathrow Airport this morning, Britney Spears' European Tour (a.k.a. The Dumb Sauce Parade) came to an end last night after she performed on Britain's X-Factor then celebrated her birthday at G-A-Y nightclub. While the X-Factor performance was basically a sloppy repeat of the Bambi Awards, at least someone had the foresight to not let her dress like Madonna again. Although in Britney's defense, her ass looked crazy good. And not just because she's crazy, but because I'd seriously...
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Filed under: Talk Sports Plaxico Burress' lawyer, Ben Brafman, just told us they were making arrangements for Plaxico to turn himself in tomorrow morning. Ben added Burress will be charged with criminal possession of a weapon and will enter a plea of not guilty.Brafman just...Permalink
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Filed under: The HogansJudging by Nick Hogan's haircut, it looks like he's finally ready to cook MC's like a pound of bacon.
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Filed under: Talk Sports Plaxico Burress' lawyer, Ben Brafman, just told us they were making arrangements for Plaxico to turn himself in tomorrow. Brafman just left Plaxico's New Jersey home, where the wide receiver has been holed up since the shooting.
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Nancy Jarecki is an entrepreneur who sells dye for "hair down there." While her product line Betty Beauty is taking off, Nancy needs to learn rule number one in the cutthroat pube dye business: Never out your celebrity clients. Page Six reports:
It's not just women who are interested in matching the carpet to the drapes: Jarecki says so many men have bought the product that she plans to launch a "Betty for Men" line early next year. "I guess man-scaping for guys is really big these days," she...
