Email a copy of "Penelope Cruz da man! (Wtf is with the suit!?)" to a friend.
High-waisted black pants? Check.
White dress shirt? Check.
Floppy black tie? Check.
Coat with tails? Check.
Penis and testosterone? Ummmm...
Penelope Cruz is dressed up in a suit at the Hollywood Film Festival. Some women can pull off suits in a classy, edgy way. What the heck is with this? She is screaming all kinds of wrong in this!
